I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible and when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. And if I cannot move Heaven i will rise Hell.
  • The Script-Never Seen Anything Quite Like You (via f0r-the-script)

    (via saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful)

  • "I’ve seen you in jeans with no make-up on, and I’ve stood there in awe as your date for the prom, and I’m blessed as a man to have seen you in white, but I’ve never seen anything quite like you tonight"
  • Neil Hilborn, “The Future” (via damnedafterall)

    (Source: thevirginmiriam, via damnedafterall)

  • "The worst thing about being naked, and then being hit by a car
    Is that road rash is a problem for skin.
    Why was I naked in the middle of the road at noon?
    I’m glad you asked imaginary other half of this conversation,
    I have no idea.
    Some characteristics of bipolar disorder are:
    dissociation, hallucinations and fugue state
    So sometimes I wake up in places I didn’t go to sleep.
    So, there I am nude, splayed out on a car like a slutty chicken
    Screaming about the government conspiracy to take away my feet.
    Not my real feet, just my brain feet.
    I’m about six inches away from the concrete when I realize
    In slow motion, like the exact opposite of a rhinoceros attack
    This is not how I imagined my life would turn out.
    When I was little, I broke both my ankles jumping off a roof
    Because I was sure a cape would enable me to fly.
    My parents attributed this to my strong imagination
    Last year, my therapist called it a delusion.
    I fail to see the difference.
    Also, I really can fly, and see the future, and make stupid people leave coffee shops… 43 percent of the time.
    Sometimes I see people as colors, this guy in the front is purple
    Which means he just got a promotion
    Or a blowjob.
    A blowmotion, if you will.
    The point is, here’s a list of things my brain has told me to do:
    Join a cult
    Start a cult
    Become a cabinet maker
    Kill myself. So, in essence, become a cabinet maker
    Break into and then paint other people’s houses
    Have sex with literally everyone who reminds me of my mother
    Fight people who are much fighty-er than me, like the cops
    So in essence kill myself.
    I think a lot about killing myself.
    Not like a point on a map, but rather like a glowing exit sign
    At a show that’s never been quite bad enough to make me want to leave.
    You see, when I’m up I don’t kill myself because, holy shit; there is so much left to do.
    And when I’m down I don’t kill myself because then the sadness would be over
    And the sadness is my old paint under the new.
    The sadness is the house fire, or the broken shoulder
    I’d still be me without it, but I’d be so boring.
    They keep telling me that seeing things that aren’t there is called “disturbed cognitive functioning”
    I call it having a super power.
    Once I pulled over on the 110 freeway and jumped out of my old jeep
    Because I saw it burst into flames 20 seconds before it actually burst into flames.
    I knew my girlfriend and I would be together because she turned bright pink the first time she saw me.
    I know tomorrow is going to come because I’ve seen it.
    The sunrise is going to come all you have to do is wake up.
    The future has been at war but it’s coming home so soon.
    The future looks like a child in a cape.
    The future is the map and the treasure.
    The future looks just like gravity
    Everyone is slowly drifting towards everyone else
    We are all going to be part of eachother one day.
    The future is a blue sky and a full take of gas.
    I saw the future
    I did
    And in it, I was alive."
  • cosmo tip #600

    expertcosmotips:

    if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

    (via damnedafterall)

  • kingsleyyy:

    I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

    (via official-sherlock-holmes)